| I AM BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!! |
[29 Mar 2003|10:50pm] |
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*sings* It's been a long time
I shouldnt've left you without a dope beat to
step to step to step to
step to step to step to step to
I am baaaaaaaack! Some have been wondering where I've run off to, well, I was under the knife yet again. This time it was to perfect my breathing a little better, and put more shape into my tip. I gotta say - I'm typing a lot faster since the tip of me is firmer and less presthetic. YAY!
How has everyone been? I did not abandon this live journal, so stay tuned for bigger and better updates.
Lisa Marie Presley has come out and publicly spoke about our marriage to her. She's still lovely and beautiful... I think she has too, been under the knife, but that's a whole nother story. Anywho... She admitted to having sex with master, and let me tell you, it was the best damn sex ever. She challenged Michael more than Bubbles ever did (*note to non-Michael fans: Bubbles, pet chimp, cleaned the entire house until he challenged my master and stopped obeying him.*).
My master is in a lot of debt. He owes about 15 mil. to the concert director in Europe who sued us back in the summer. Michael is thinking of selling a couple of paintings to make up for the money. He is also thinking of coming out with another "Greatest Hits" album... although, I must say, our time is up in the music spotlight... We are ridiculed for being outcasts. I cannot imagine how we would sell as many albums as we have in the past.
Bravo was showing a Michael Jackson special today. I must say, I've looked pretty darn good in the past. YOWSERS! Isn't strange how all of my family nose members have changed within the years? I've never really noticed any other black person's nose change as much as I, and the other Jackson noses, have. I guess we're one of a kind!
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| Oh, silly Bubbles. |
[03 Mar 2003|01:32pm] |
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Yesterday my master and I went to visit Bubbles. Mike would take him back home, but as soon as Bubbles is brought home he goes wild. He refuses to clean, which he normally used to do on a daily basis, and not only that but he plays mind games with Mike - and I am always in the middle of these disputes they have.
Bubbles has this infatuation with touching me, but then Mike has to re-apply clay on me because I get damaged again.
I hate myself sometimes, and I don't like Bubbles very much. But he used to be my masters best friend, so I shall not talk bad about him.
Don't I look wonderful in this picture? I was such a youngster. Oh those were the good ol' days!!! Everything seemed to smell 100 times better then.... *sigh*
Well, time to finally hitthe shower. My master hasn't showered in 3 weeks. He says showering destroys his skin even more.... The odor is to die from... literally.
Smell ya later!
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| AIM here I come! |
[01 Mar 2003|11:17pm] |
I just made an AIM account... mjnosex
This excites me much, for I haven't had much to be excited about in a long time.
My body aches.
Tonight, my master, Michael, had to put more clay-like material on me to cover up the broken skin.
I still don't know why I've changed so drastically since I was a little nose. Michael says it's because he has grown... but I wonder, from all those tabloids and news, what really went on with me...? Michael calls the media devilish and stupid... I guess I shall obey his words. Afterall, he is a very smart man, and so dedicated to his bodyparts.
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| HELLO LIVE JOURNAL WORLD!!! |
[01 Mar 2003|08:03pm] |
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I'm so excited to finally have something of my own. I'm real happy that I am allowed computer access now that my owner Michael Jackson, ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) _michaeljackson, has realized how little I have. I mean, I don't even have a normal body anymore! I might as well be let on the computer.
I've experienced so much in the past 45 years. My, oh my... I went from healthy, brown, and plump to small, pale and barely standing.
I used to suffer depression... but I am over it. Why be sad and miserable all my life when I can just live it up to the fullest!?
My favorite hobby is to smell (obviously! since I am a nose). I love the smell of things... although I've lost most of my smelling senses because I am such a little thing, I still make a point to smell everything and anything.
My favorite smell is the smell of babies... almost smells like baby powder... YUM!!!
Well, hello live journal world! I hope to befriend many, and meet new bodyparts who understand living with a celebrity, life on the go, and in the media. I am a very lonely nose, and wish to meet other noses, bodyparts and people MY AGE for once!!!
I want to keep writing, so I can stay on the computer longer, but my master has to put on a mask now to go out with his children... and alas, I must go as well. *sigh*
Bye bye Live Journal world!!!
Smell ya later!
-MJ Nose
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